Found on a torn-out page from Ned’s BlackBookBerry:

New Year’s Resolutions 2009:

  1. Replenish contents of emergency hygiene supply bag with soaps, shampoos, shower caps, and sewing kits taken during recent hotel stays.
  2. Put a new sod roof on “the bunker”.
  3. Convert the Hummer to run on biodiesel.
  4. Find a new source of water bottles for my emergency stash: cheap, preferrably free. Note to self — no longer permitted to steal these from the lunchroom at the end of the day.
  5. Renew annual subscription to “Crazed Lunatic” magazine.  I know what you’re thinking, but they have some amazing how-to articles.
  6. Slowly wean self off the power grid.
  7. Convince wife that she needs to get her ham radio license, a concealed weapon permit, a black belt in aikido, and develop a taste for 3-year-old MRE’s.
  8. Reread The Zombie Survival Guide.  Update notes with new insights.
  9. Offer free lunchtime lecture for Doogleheimer & Schmitt folks on making their own “Bug Out Bag”.
  10. Make up a really good excuse to get Katie to give me a few extra BlackBookBerries — these little puppies will survive an EMP, while everyone else’s Slackberries will become doorstops!

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