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If I could just get you to put down your Slackberry and your Twitter and your Facebook for a second, I have something important I need you to hear about.  Yes, I know your crops are almost ready to harvest in Farmville and you need this so you can buy a wishing well for your farm that DOESN’T FREAKIN’ EXIST!  But you’ve got to listen to me.

I was in the server room on Friday and I noticed there’s some moisture on the floor.  Now I started to check the condensers for leakage, but I couldn’t see any problem with the moisture evaporators, which means that the problem may be coming from a …. hey, you’re running a mission in Mob Wars, aren’t you?  You’re not listening to me at all.  If you don’t start paying attention, I’m going to block Facebook at the firewall!  Then where will you be, huh?  HUH?  You’ll have to get an exception for a proxy server routing, that’s where you’ll be mister smarty-pants.  And who’s gonna approve that?  Not me, that’s for sure.

Anyway, so with this moisture on the floor, we’ve got a couple of options.  I put down a dessicant to soak up what’s there, but we really need to take a look at the bigger problem.  It’s seeming like the source could be one of the return pipes in the drop ceiling or it could be … oh what is this?  You’ve got a Wordscraper application for your Slackberry, don’t you.  No, go ahead.  I don’t mind if you get your premium word bonus.  I’ll just wait while you try to convince it to accept some word you think you remember seeing in the sixth Harry Potter book.  Never mind that I’m talking about MOISTURE IN THE SERVER ROOM!  Do you even know what could happen if we don’t get right on this?  I’m talking about catastrophic data loss here, folks.  I’m talking disaster recovery scenario A-1.  I’m talking about the kind of computer apocalypse that makes the “I Love You” virus look like a … Sure, I’ll wait while you feed your fish in H2Opia.

Some days I don’t know why I even bother.

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