We know there’s a scrooge in your office keeping you from what you know you need to do your job effectively. Call him the CFO, call him the greedy bean-counter, or call him Boss. He’s cheap and won’t give you the latest electronic gadget. Or perhaps you know someone who has been trying to get a work-provided PDA for some time and they just aren’t making the cut (due to pay grade, politics, or other circumstance beyond their control). There’s only one question to ask: Are you DTBBB (Down to BlackBookBerry)?
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BlackBookBerry and WORM Drive
A low tech, low cost, low stress alternative to high tech, high cost, high frustration PDAs. Don’t let the furor of office politics get you down. Let ‘carrying a BlackBookBerry’ express your silent indignation and return to hassle-free living. It features a turned-edge leatherette cover with black elastic closure, black ribbon bookmark, and convenient expandable back pocket. It has 100 lined cream sheets (60# text paper). The binding is perfect-style with round corners. It is a compact 3.5″ x 5.5″ size and weighs 5.12 ounces.
The WORM Drive
This is the recording device for the BlackBookBerry. It’s a Write-Once-Read-Many pen. Fortunately, the BlackBookBerry is open source so you can use any pen you want, but any other pen won’t have our cool, kick ass logo on it!
The Decorative Tin
Shipped with an instruction/warranty manual (that gives advice on stress-free living) in a decorative logo’d tin suitable for gift-giving. Even the most disgruntled postal carrier in a fit of destructive rage cannot crush this protective enclosure as it keeps your BlackBookBerry safe from damage during transit.
Price (for all 3 above items packaged together): $14.99
BlackBookBerries Are Nice, But Nothing Has The Permanence of Cotton
Show your indignation with this rebellious black tee. The BlackBookBerry logo and “Where low tech meets high expectations” in white lettering is displayed audaciously on the chest. 100% cotton preshrunk jersey. 6.1 oz per sq yd. Ultra tight knit surface. Seemless double-needle collar. Taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems.
Price: $14.99 (Sizes M, L, XL) We’ll contact you to confirm size.
Price: $19.49 (Size 2XL)
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